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A Pair of Total Morons think Spring Training and Spring Break are much better than the dreaded Spring Cleaning.
http://twitter.com/TomORizzO
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http://twitter.com/TomORizzO
youareoverrated@gmail.com
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Late-Night Talk Shows
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Thanksgiving SidesSmalls
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Tear-Away PantsDivision One Sports
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Things That Are PopularSongs About Cheating Boyfriends
Brett FavreSexy Billboards
Plasma Screen Televisions In Places Where Plasma Screen Televisions are Totally Not NeededThe Art of Quoting Movies
TattoosArchie Manning
Media Coverage of Barack Obama That Has Absolutely Nothing to Do With His PresidencyLiking Things Before It Becomes Popular
The Oreo CookieThe First Woman To Ever Shave Her Legs
The Death StarThree Man Announcing Booths
YouAdam West's Batman
The NFL Draft
Joshua Jackson
Time Zones
New Years Eve
People Who Are Freakishly Tall
IMDB
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Chicken Pox
FM Radio
The SunTaller, Older Women
Steve Bartman
Fortune Cookies
Joe BuckThe Vampire Craze
Jim Carrey as The Grinch
The Footclan
The Russian Front
Harmonica Solos
Andrew Boye
T-9 TextingHigh Speed Internet Connectivity
Saying You're From Chicago When You're Not From Chicago
Germs
The Steroid Era
Naps
Michael JacksonGravity
Alan Rickman
Acai
White Guy IntroductionsThe Bottom Portion of Boobs
The Wave
Shooter McGavinShakin' Ya Ass, But Watchin' Ya' Self
Guys with Disproportionately Hot Girlfriends
What makes Rizzo and TomO qualified to rate everything else in the world? Well, here's a brief biography about the two of us:
RIZZO:
Somehow his baby picture made it in the dictionary under 'Tool' before he even learned to crawl.
Three time defending champion in the awkward superbowl that takes place in South Dakota every Presidents Day. Rizzo enjoys long walks on the beach and licking peoples toes when they're not looking.
TOM-O:
The son of an oil magnate and a three week old chicken, Tom-O's childhood was predictably hard. Raised in the coop with his mother and hundreds of aunts and uncles, TomO knew from a young age that he was different. After years of trying unsuccessfully to poop out eggs, TomO decided it was time to make something of himself.
He left home an headed to the big city to seek his fortune. Once there he fell in with a rough crowd selling imitation Rolex's to make ends meet. He was eventually caught and incarcerated.
Once in prison TomO did a lot of reading, eventually finding his way to the works of the Prophet Elijah Muhammad. Changing his name to Farooq Ahmed Mustafa-Kahn, he became a member of the Nation of Islam, and waited out the rest of his jail sentence in silent prayer.
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Mancouch (Check out our boy Rizzo's home away frm home)
Kissing Suzy Kolber
Hire Jim Essian
Chicago Tribune Sports Page
Death of the Crippler
A Hole in the Ground, A Satellite in the Sky
The Gospel of Tom Cruise
Indiana Daily Student Online
Stuff White People Like
The Onion Online
WEBSITES THAT ARE TOTALLY OVERRATED
Kevin Quinn
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Suggested rates, praises or insults can be sent to us at our email address - youareoverrated@gmail.com
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